Best status

                 Best Whatsapp status 1. “I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode. Now hush, or you’ll drain my battery.” 2. “I have 1% battery left. Whoever calls me or sends me a message will become my enemy.” 3. “I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me for it. We don’t like to talk about it.” 4. “Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny and silver.” 5. “You’re just jealous because the voices like talking to me more.” 6. “I did it again. I overestimated the number of brain cells you have.” 7. “A man is only as young as the woman he feels.” 8. “I just saw the smartest person in the world when I stood in front of the mirror.” 9. “You know what they say: Everything happens for a reason. When I punch you in the face, remember that I had a reason for it.” 10. “What’s the main cause for divorce? Marriage.” 11. “Hey Karma – I have a long list of people you missed.” 12. “People always tell me to fo...